How to know your procrastinating

1.How you know you are procrastinating You are on Bebo!
2.You are on Facebook!
3.You are on MySpace!
4.You find yourself on the pages of people you don't even know on Bebo, Facebook and MySpace.
5.When found on the previously mentioned sites, you utter the words, 'I was just looking'
6.You are playing stick cricket
7.You have more msn windows open than windows relating to your work
8.You check your email every five minutes
9.You are in the labs at 3am the night before an assignment is due
10.You use the words 'oh I'm having a wee break', once an hour
11.You write something that is titled 'How you know when you are procrastinating'
12.Your willing to get up a crazy time to do anything but your assignment
13.You attend the gym four times in one day.
14.You find yourself talking to someone, you would never actually talk to
15.You start a debate over the stupidest thing, eg. Who was the first to use your msn font
16.When drinking on a Tuesday night seems like a great idea!
17.You utter the words 'I'll just play for a little while' to only find yourself three hours later still playing the same game.
18.You go through your email account and organise all of your emails into specific folders.
19.You decide its time for your room to have a clean (mainly aimed at the guys, we all know woman's rooms don't get messy)
20.You clean your entire flat top to bottom, and enjoy every moment of it!
21.When searching for information for an assignment on the internet you find yourself actually reading incredibly boring and irrelevant information, because it seemed exciting at the time!
22.You come up with 'Chuck Norris facts'
23.You think it is the ideal time to email some distant relative you don't even know the last name of.
24.You read the assignment question for the 20th time, just to make sure you understand it
25.Decide what better time to go for a coffee and catch up with that mate you haven't seen in months
26.Find yourself searching the internet for new releases from 'New Kids on the Block'
27.Bitching and moaning about the assignment you have due tomorrow Telling others, 'man I have this huge assignment due on Friday and I haven't even started yet
28.Remember there is that thrilling documentary on frogs, you haven't been waiting to see for weeks, then go watch it
29.Check to see if your favourite website has been updated, even though it was updated yesterday and is only updated weekly!
30.Decide that your computer needs a reformatting
31.Your computer hasn't crashed in a while, so it is time for a restart
32.Once finished the assignment, complain to everybody you know and some that you don't that you were up all night doing this stupid assignment